#20

one-dimensional -- it's just bang, bang, bang
created/molded/ owned by whatever label gives them their first big advance

forgettable
cowards
very uptight and taking themselves too seriously
forcing out absolute crap material at too high a rate for anything really good to come out

hyped too soon
making the same type of sound
trying to look extra pretty, or extra dangerous and tough
wrapped up in their own shit

negative nowadays
devoid of real content

wasting their time
being promoted
prepared to jump through hoops like performing monkeys
literally shoved down a fan's throat

stuck in a guitars only mindset, which I find kind of sad
trying to prove their ‘true metal’ credentials, when there’s no need to prove anything
pulled to the dark side of money and fame

too dark and mys-terious
too worried about sounding ‘commercial'
straying from what should be called hardcore and yet it is still being called hardcore

blending
following trends in this genre and trying to imitate one another
sitting around waiting for the World to discover their music
using booking agents and managers

out there without professional Austin musician photographs
too worried about staying true to the underground
still stuck trying to copy old bands

dominated by the lead talker (and there is no way Big G, for example, is going to let the musicians go national)

appearing in the market with the supposed Indie label
poorer versions of what’s already in the charts or what people have heard before
becoming mainstream (and giving "Ska" the wrong name[!])

going out of their way trying to be overly original
Peter Pans
playing genuinely interesting (although not always unique) music
doing what you're doing

===

"too many bands are"

#20

#19

just getting started
everywhere
a little bit country

a no show
blogging for ESPN

married
not dead
just a fuckin' clown

a mad man
a young Mark Twain, James Joyce, and Jean-Paul Sartre
coming to charlotte

uninhibited about using a variety of vocal tricks
an atrocious guitar palyer
the music of champions

good and all but now a fad
the best rapper alive
===
"lil' wayne is"

#19

#18

turn us into anti-social sex maniacs
uniform in capability or quality of service

on a magic carpet ride to liberty

eliminate the conflict of interests
the same in the next millennium

be disconnected
replace in-person learning

save newspapers,consume print
cope with the increasing amounts of video and user-generated content
merely make our existing forms of commerce more efficient

leading to the social and political revolution so widely predicted
a space where advertisers set the moral standard

---

"the internet will not"
(with minor editing [from now on])

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#17

to waste
like the present

to kill between the cradle and the grave

to explain
for backup

to prepare
anymore
to lose

to love dr. jones
like island time

to catch your breath

to teach

to lose
like yesterday

left to wonder 'what if'
for tears

like now to save
for love

to waste for astronauts on a space station

---
"there's no time"

#17

#16

never known a government made up of such hearts of stone

watched the last two or three games
found the right answer
the ideal clients

been afraid that if I choose art as a major, that I will fail, I will have wasted my money on a major/degree

never loved someone in my life because I always put logic in front of feelings
acne on my nose

found a new way to get someone's password
a sense that we do important work every day
a lifetime of experience that I will bring to the White House

found the difference between an SUV and a Minivan
the ability and the obligation to help others to see how all that is true for themselves and to be able to make it real
psychosis (rational thought and perception severely impaired) as i have lack of insight to my own condition

brought a lot of what I learned in television into my writing
the ability to make software that will improve people's lives
woken up but i haven't

recently caught the thread of what it is that I should rely on to make a good image
to be tested and run through the paces
finally found the one that fits my needs the best
a clogged milk duct

the advantage of experience
something on my computer that has been uploaded via storage device
an STD but my doctor says i don't and that it is only in my mind
become more rabid than I was before - if possible!

some random things to say
to explain what the performance is about
the firewalls configured correctly

had a binge eating disorder since I was in high school
supported those industries and will continue
to profit about this situation

focused on socializing a lot in college
just lost my mind
the ability to be a life-long learner
been having kidney pain

grown up a little bit more emotionally and spiritually
become more selfish in my old age

nothing to complain about really
been through a lot, I think of you

===

"i think that i have"

#16

#15

rethink going much of anywhere
sick to my stomach

think about selling
a better agent
drive less
smile

think about buying a 79 Ford 4x4 with a 400 instead of the 460
unable to commute
nervous

think of keeping the old gal
lean towards the Matrix
stick to finding stuff within the Tampa area

think of walking to work when it turns warm
hate my Big Red Truck

===

"gas prices are making me"

#15

#14

you removed the poison so spiritedly

Mac is back
we can share
your knitting club can sit around
amateurs can play at making operating systems

IBM has gotten out of neutral
the instructor catered to our specific needs
Pink doesn't mind getting owned by his board

you didn't just buy a prop thumb
you place yourself above it all

no one is accusing him of having too many kids
his family is devoted to him and his education

you had a new experience

Hillary has the tranny vote
the file syntax is finally being improved after decades

they finally did this
everyone around me is happy

we can finally agree on something

===

"it's nice that"

#14

#13

a Real Valentine's Day
A GREAT DEMONSTRATION.
her day in court

one focus
their full effect

a heart
its day
a real candidate with dignity

a job
happenned

your finest hour
that fear

a bad experience at Sripraphai
that problem

an OS on a Windows machine by Tom
a game where we get every aspect of play right

all the things I didn't have
it in second

an opinion?

===

"yet to have"

#13

#12

I don't know if I'd report that

"Yeah, you're mean, but it's ok because you don't want to be too nice"

a new child
a comet just blazing all the time
disco lemonade

"You probably don't know who I am"

a candle in the wind
a zombie

"I love you, and I know you having hard times right now "

a prisoner in her home
your craziest aunt, the religious one, with funny eyes

"Oh, stop that"

that one like one having that other one
in high school

"Yo, I'm leaving now"

a beacon on some far-off shore that guided him home
Cinderella
trying to pull him back

one of my daughters
a cheerleader, always encouraging and energetic

he is about to break you because you play too much and you don't trust

===

"she was like"

#12

#11

to Asia
on 9/11
the year you were born

to recreating the excitement of a live performance
in Basra

to the dinosaurs
on this day in history at history.com

to the U.S. economy
on August 16

to independent thought
at Pompeii
in the Sixties

to winipcfg and netmon
on your birthday

then

to Eddie the Eagle
inside the Bush White House

after my boyfriend and I decided to go get pregnant
in Bhopal

to whom

===

"what happened'

#11

#10

it was missed
anybody could do something so stupid
More People Don’t Drop Children Out of Windows
he can say stuff like that - people abroad will see us as irrational
i can pick up a telephone and talk to someone
to find the perfect formula to make everything ok
a practicing Christian can turn his back
a stock has a trading price of 5.97, but when I buy it I have to pay the asking price of 6.04
rss feeds work
"be 22 and hot" isn't at the top of the list
having sex while standing is possible
the Adsense payment verification works
anyone can be offended by this story
to do this problem can you explaine indeept answer f(x)=2x-5
to write a higher english essay
a gay organization can continue to support a party that constantly demeans them
you can tell us to "never start a fight" and then tell us to poke someone in the esophagus
people can believe in conspiracy theories
Justin "dissed" Britney last night
saying addiction is a choice makes things more difficult for an addict to seek help
you get the Normal vectors
it's hard to navigate

===

"i don't understand how"

#10

#9

Take your time
Just follow your heart
Buy an unlocked cell phone
If (x == null) // it wasn't there
You know what we're about
Go ahead
I have given you all rights to this group
Nothing to hold you back
In your own way
And have a happy Easter



===

"so do your thing"

#9

#8

Henry Kissinger Gouging You At The Gas Station
being a faceless and unimportant pawn for evil
dying dummies
updates
paying 50% more for your vacation
Black People Being Murdered by People Classified as White
talking about god
being weak
all this stock market
porn yet
being fat
audience yawns
waiting for feedback
all those reality tv shows
HAVING THE SAME HAIRDO AS EVERY OTHER GHETTO BITCH

===

"aren't you tired of"

#8

#7

receive communion if they knowingly support legalized abortion
be a law unto themselves
quarrel
let Kenya get to that sad state
meddle in sports
act in a manner that would divide the people in this country
escape blame over iraq intel errors
rest on their laurels
denounce the beliefs of others as being "wrong."
give into emotions and thereby gain undue political advantage of crisis situations
intermeddle with slavery, for it belongs exclusively to southern politics
must not tamper with the constitution article
be allowed to use this urging as an excuse

===

"politicians must not"

#7

#6

its open space, greenery, and less hectic atmosphere
some Roman ruins and a very interesting cathedral
loud music but that a is matter of taste
an odd cycle
rice (or even pasta)
a lot of eye candies
sufficient key elevation
respect to the index set
great original glass
their heads above the clouds
lots of comfortable chairs
couch, desk, nice dinner table and 4 chairs
the black label & silver printing that chess used until 1963
bacon and goat cheese
a line item level of details of what you need in linux environment

===

"is nice with"

#6

#5

you are a shooting star
it's different for girls
a man being rich is like a girl being pretty
it's a fool who plays it cool
we will judge angels
we're all whores
i got your love
fat kills
other kids are starving in japan

it's different for girls
marijuana drops testosterone levels
hummingbirds don't perch
camera is the evil eye


===

"don't you know that"

#5

#4

someone steals your content
your success sucks
affiliates call you a scammer to sell your product
you're cyberstalked
the medications don't work
twitter is down
you get married
your teacher is an evolutionist
technology outpaces the law
disaster strikes
windows doesn't boot
the horse you are riding drops dead
you have too many quotes
your tenants are internet tv celebrities
you meet a bear

===

"what do you do when?"

#4

#3

not doing it
being able to go outside anytime and have fun with my friends
the thrill of a new discovery
that you can only see them improving on their already fantastic sound
not being me
that so many of my best friends have also been involved
the first round
seeing the ball go over the fence
the rush of the crowds, the music blaring, the scoreboard shouting

===

"The most exciting thing is"

#3

#2

I know that its not all bad, some people stay in touch with long distance friends, keep people updating with their lives, and so on

no offence but thats how some people stay in touch with their families & some people might not have computers at home & schools their only way to get on

Hopefully, this community will help some people stay in touch and spread the word about... parties(?) news(?) and possible reunions(?). ...

I guess some people stay in touch with their ex because they either: a) aren't ready to let go b) truely have friendship c) have children together ...

Sometimes Christmas letters/cards are the ONLY way in which some people stay in touch with each other.

Some people stay in touch even long after treatment is over. It’s a nice feeling knowing that there are people out there who are appreciative

But, some people stay in touch sending the wrong message. Also, those they allow the other person to stay in touch are responsible for what they bring on.

===

"Some people stay in touch"

#2

#1

It felt OK.
GUESS WHAT....
America had left without even a note.
Yea, verily it was 1600 from Independent.
My Diabetes Was Killing Me.
There was a helicopter in the garden ...
Thought ..Hey Noisy!
My Miniture Dashound Had A Large Lump On The Back Of His Neck, It Is Soft, You Can Move It Around.
Bounded down the 15 flights of stairs to the ground floor.
I got myself a beer.

===

"I woke up this morning and"

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(This first post was inspired by the shortest story in the world, Augusto Monterosso's Cuando despertó, el dinosaur todavia estaba allí.)

#1